Nespotism in Action!

So soon into my blogging career, I hate to have to bring it up.


But I fucking HATE people who are famous simply because their parents are.

Case in point: Georgia May Jagger.






I think there should be a rule against a person with an income of over $1 million a year or huge fame in another career from being able to do anything else fame-involved. Because, really. YOU DON'T NEED IT. You know who needs it? I do. Me and all the other lower middle class bitches who would like a chance in life too. YOU ARE ALREADY FAMOUS. The only reason you have a modeling contract is because YOU ARE ALREADY FAMOUS. And goddammit, life is not fair. *cue nihilism*

Also, she looks like she's always high, and get this damn girl some braces.

Also: Peaches Geldof:





Another spoiled brat whose daddy gives her her own MTV show, and for some reason, Nylon mag thinks she's an "it" girl. All I see is spoiled. And chubby cheeks. And no talent.




You know what else needs to end? (And no, this is nothing no one else thinks, it's a big duh) Celebrity actors trying to sing, design clothes, make perfume, modeling, etc. Don't you think it's hard enough to find careers in the arts? Don't you think some completely worthy designer in this fucking tragic market could've used a creative director position at Ungaro more than Lindsay Lohan?!?! Like someone who actually designs things? No Scarlett Johansson, no one wants to hear you sing, especially if you want to butcher Tom Waits or Brigitte Bardot. And Zooey Deschanel, no singing for you either. You married your fat indie-singing hubby, that's all you get. Please don't torment me with your cotton commercials any longer. And, oh yeah, it's easier to become a famous actor when your daddy's already a cinematographer, isn't it?



You see. . . I just don't get it. If you could be a spoiled brat and never have to work (ever ever), why would you want to?! Why would you even bother? I would just say "I'm too GOOD to work" and leave the starving and pretending to be talented to the people who had to starve themselves to model or actually learn a trade.


Or if they had to do something, why could it not be some menial crap job I don't want to do? Like sell shoes at Macy's? Or, I don't know, become an architect, or do anything else besides stealing the most awesome careers out there? You should only get one of those high-fame and money careers and that's it. No putting yourselves on magazines, no releasing CDs. Just acting. Please. And if you are famous because your parents already are, then there is no reason for you to work. Either agree to your position as spoiled heiress, or you should be forced out on the streets when you're eighteen to rough it like the rest of us.



The anarchists in the 1870s had the very good idea to abolish the inheritance. In this way, everyone really WOULD have to pull themselves up by their own bootstraps. Frankly, I don't see why capitalists these days could disapprove, as they are so eager to chock up their success to all their "hard work" and "talent". This way, everyone starts on an even playing field. God, I wish that would happen.