A Day In The Life:

5:39 : See extremely attractive man at H&M. Take note.

5:46 : See him again in the check-out line with a male friend, assume that he's gay.

5:50 : Hear that they are speaking in French to one another. Unassume gay factor.

5:51-5:54 : Glance at them intermittently, hoping to gain their slightest attention, to no avail.

5:55 : Decide to lose fifty pounds and study up on French.

6:15 : Order nachos.

Would You Even Know It If You Had It Anyway?

I'll tell you why I don't want to know where you are . . .

I got a joke I've been dying to tell you
The silent kid is looking down the barrel
To make the noise that I kept so quiet
I kept it from you, pitseleh

I'm not what's missing from your life now
I could never be the puzzle pieces
They say that god makes problems just to see what you can stand
Before you do as the devil pleases
And give up the thing you love

But no one deserves it

The first time I saw you, I knew it would never last
I'm not half what I wish I was
I'm so angry, I don't think it'll ever pass
And I was bad news for you, just because
I never meant to hurt you. . .